I'm starting off this week with a really cringe-worthy video. For all the women who don't know, a urinal cake is a disinfectant soap looking object found in a urinal of a gentlemen's lavatory. It supposed to deodorize the bathroom but somehow enhances the mixture of shit, urine, and urinal cake, rendering it into an unforgettable smell. And for $80, you must be really desperate to take a bite out of one.
Notable Comment: That's just not safe. Like 50/50 this kid died. - Adrungo
I'm not sure what my sea legs are like but I would like to go deep sea fishing before I die. I'm not a big fan of touching the slimy bait, but I think I could man up for a day. While deep sea fishing, these guys record a mako shark doing a ballet of fish-out-of-water jumps. Truly beautiful.
Notable Comment: Now watch this again and pretend it's the shark yelling "O MY GAWD!!!" - USTFU13
Catchers aren't fucking around anymore. Buster Posey got nailed last year and had to sit out the rest of the season. Diamondbacks prospect Stryker Trahan is doing a little role reversal exercise, doling out the blows instead of receiving them.
Notable Comment: YOU"RE FUCKING OUT!! - jorgie169
A man with a 34 wheeled suit (like the one from Yes Man) raced down a Chinese mountain against himself. He reached speeds of 50 mph, which I guess is pretty fast in a rollerblade suit. Even though I have no idea where to get one – these suits have been out for quite sometime – but his is the first time I've seen someone straight stuntin' in one. Check out the ramp in the beginning and at 1:07. Badass bum-buckler.
Notable Comment: It should be made into a sport. - Dale78ful
The Olympics are upon us and everyone's most anticipated hurdler won't be there. No, I'm not talking about that prude Lolo Jones (didn't mean that – I love you). I'm talking Michelle Jenneke, the Australian 19-year-old cutie who started a fire in over 15 million pairs of underwear this week. As her warm-up, she does a tantalizing side to side bop with some spirit fingers into a "fix-my-wedgie" that will make any man weak in the knees. The catchy 80's music seems like it was made for this specific reason and will stay in your head for the whole weekend. My job is done here.
Notable Comment: She even does the spirit fingers!!! wow, that took this to another level - Javy2727
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