It's that special time of year that allows for the not-so-famous to make headlines for lighting the whole neighborhood on fire. These inexpierienced pyros set ablaze those fireworks bought from South of the Border, or from inside states not abbreviated NJ, NY, MA, and DE. Today I bring to you the best of both amateur and professional firework mishaps. We're an equal-opportunity operation here at The Inclusive.
Some San Diegans were peeved this year their annual 4th of July firework show only lasted 20 seconds, but in my opinion they got the best show in the whole country. Due to a technical malfunction the three barges set off every single firework at once lasting only 20 seconds instead of 20 minutes. The explosion created a sight rivaling an exploding star.
Notable comment: "Fuck off, San Diego." - DDechoes87
The Full Moon Party is an all-night rager on the night before or after a full moon in Thailand. No rave-like party wouldn't be complete without dangerously low fireworks and loads of drugs. Looks like a hella good time.
Notable comment: made in china - rokkerman1
Up until a couple years ago the only picture in my head of Michael Jackson's head of fire was from an Eminem video. Us Weekly somehow obtained a copy (read: lots and lots of money) of the actual video showing this dancing maniac not realizing his head is on fire. He had so much soul-glo on that perm of his that even the smallest spark would've set that thing off. At the end you get a nice view of his natural Yarmulke.
Notable comment: Signature spin while putting fire out. Classic. - rualameass
On Friday night, July 9th, 2010, the Hudson Valley Renegades beat the Auburn Doubledays in 11 innings. All the fans who sat through the rough 11 innings of minor league baseball were awarded with being lucky to make it out stadium alive.
Notable comment: that was like an orgasm of oh no's - wildcats520
And to play us out, a two-and-a-half minute firework mishap compilation that's not so long it loses your attention.
Rated: NSFW, Language at near end
Notable comment: Bootleg fireworks lmfao - melik101
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Image courtesy of above compliation video