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Valentines For You

by Jordan Parshall

outdoorsy affection

wishing you good health

distance makes the heart grow farther out of reach

sometimes love hurts

because some of the people I miss don’t have beards

for those who are straight forward (Emily Post would likely disapprove)

I heart puns almost as much as I heart you

...and after all, who knows more about love than a teenager?

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In real life, Jordan Parshall can be found in Missouri. On the Internet, try If you're looking for the key to her heart, consider gifts related to Bruce Springsteen, doughnuts, and/or pork products. Good luck. Contact her at jordan.parshall[at]